Fatwa Against Osama Bin Laden

As the Caliph of International Mu'tazilah, I hereby issue the following religious ruling:

Osama Bin Laden is a violent non-humanist, and every human on this planet has a religious obligation to use the minimum force (lethal if necessary) required to restrain him so that he will no longer be a threat to humanists. If it is against the law in your country to do this, then you should instead use your inalienable right to freedom of speech to inform the US government the name of country which has laws preventing the restraint of terrorists, so that the laws can be fixed to protect humanists, so that they do not need to live in fear.

Note that Osama Bin Laden is not an evil man. He is a product of religious indoctrination. It is a normal human condition that children can be indoctrinated in a tribal manner, such that those in the "in-group" (Wahabbi Muslims) are on their way to Heaven, while those in the "out-group" are sub-human and on their way to Hell. In short, Osama Bin Laden is a victim of child abuse, as are the many children still being similarly indoctrinated in madrassas across the world. It is the obligation of the entire free world to ensure that this child abuse ends as quickly as possible, not just for the security of the free world, but because the free world should have empathy for ALL children, not just children living in their own countries.

Osama should be handed over to the USA (a mostly Mu'tazilah state) on the following conditions:

1. He is not executed.
2. The US government commits to educate him about Mu'tazilah so that he can learn the enormity of what he has done to fellow human beings. At the moment he has no understanding of what he has done. He doesn't have the concept of empathy for non-Muslims.
3. The US government recognizes that Osama, a victim of child abuse, is still a human being, and his human rights such as freedom from torture will be protected.

The fact that no other Muslim sects have issued a similar fatwa against Osama highlights the fact that they are non-humanist sects themselves, and are thus totally discredited, and should not be trusted by any human. Anyone who calls themselves a "moderate Muslim" and still belongs to any of these sects is lying to themselves and/or to gullible humanists everywhere. They are in fact Islamofascists, just like Osama Bin Laden is, and should no longer be allowed to indoctrinate children with their non-humanist ideology which puts non-Muslim humanists into a sub-human out-group destined for Hell.

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