Political Correctness Gone Mad

NSW voters go to the polls today. I was requested specifically by an Aboriginal to do him a favour and vote Liberal. It is ironic - he did that when I offered to vote Labor for his assistance on something else that was important to me.

Here's the conversation, with names masked. I'm a really smart guy, so I normally vote Liberal. He's a coon, so normally votes Labor, too stupid to realise that he's being cynically exploited at the altar of revolutionary socialism. God knows what happened this time - struck by a lighting bolt of reality or something - but nevermind, let's be grateful for small mercies.

Anyway, my suggestion is to make this NSW election a referendum on political correctness. If you think that it is appropriate to sacrifice brave Australian diggers to the altar of Political Correctness - that's right, the same guys who are putting up with incredible hardship, for mediocre pay, risking their lives so that you and I can sleep easy at night and also so that never again will we witness the horror of women being beaten with sticks by some fucking rag-head, and be unable to do a damned thing to stop it - even though we have the entire fucking forces of freedom at our disposal - vote Labor.

If you think that every single one of those presumed skips deserves a fucking medal for every fucking day of service ever - vote Liberal.

To all you Labor voters - go fuck yourself in advance. You are a disgrace to humanity. David Cameron of the UK, please arrange for a coalition, or do it alone with the British SAS if required, and fuck the fucking UN, and protect the Libyan people immediately with ground forces. You can see from the below that I have a special relationship with the people of Libya. That special relationship is that they are fellow freedom-fighters unlike sick fucks like Che Guevara who sought to and continues to enslave.

king_coon (25/02/2011 10:31:19 AM): Do you support Gaddafi?
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:31:25 AM): have 3 guesses
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:31:36 AM): actually, i'll give you 10, since i know you're a Labor supporter
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:32:49 AM): No
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:32:50 AM): wow - got it right in 1 attempt
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:33:04 AM): I'm hoping Gaddafi pisses off
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:32:55 AM): are you sure you're not a liberal supporter?
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:33:24 AM): Probablyyou right wingers that helped him gain power in the first place
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:33:51 AM): hey king_coon, how about i just say "yes i am a terrible righ-winger who is responsible for 42 years of gaddafi, and i am a bad person, but i'd like to make amends"?
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:34:00 AM): would you cooperate with me then?
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:35:03 AM): haha
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:35:18 AM): you make out that being a labor supporter means you're a communist
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:35:20 AM): ok, i'll add that to "me bad"
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:35:30 AM): Labour is only slightly left anyways
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:35:33 AM): with which i believe in
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:35:24 AM): true
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:35:56 AM): king_coon, just write up a "confession" you'd like me to sign, and then cooperate with me on gaddafi
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:36:06 AM): even liberal people have some form of lefty in them, such as health care, gov owned utilities etc
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:36:00 AM): i need your help
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:36:11 AM): yes king_coon
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:36:39 AM): liberal supporters don't think of themselves as right-wing nazis trying to trod on the poor, believe it or not
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:36:58 AM): Labour gov though is becoming shittier though
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:37:04 AM): especially with this carbon tax
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:37:19 AM): can we set aside this issue for now, and concentrate on ensuring 6 million libyans get their human rights?
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:37:24 AM): a noble lefty cause, after all
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:37:39 AM): ill be voting liberal in the state election
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:37:35 AM): cool!
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:37:48 AM): i don't care much about the state election though
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:37:55 AM): other than the ridiculous length of one-party rule there
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:38:09 AM): i dont think liberal will do anything different really
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:38:15 AM): i just want libs to have a go
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:38:13 AM): but regardless, i'll vote labor in the state election if you would like, to gain your cooperation heere
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:38:38 AM): nah vote liberal toget my cooperation
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:38:33 AM): cool
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:38:45 AM): ok what do you want of me now
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:38:46 AM): ok, do you know the group "Anonymous"?
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:39:00 AM): yes
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:39:13 AM): they hack into controversial stuff right?
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:39:29 AM): like that crazy church in america
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:39:29 AM): right!
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:39:39 AM): they published a whole lot of articles on that
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:39:56 AM): cool
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:39:50 AM): as if that was an important world issue
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:39:58 AM): instead of focussing on libya
king_coon (25/02/2011 10:40:13 AM): yeah
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:40:10 AM): not only that - but i need to get a libyan article published
really_smart_guy (25/02/2011 10:40:13 AM): and they rejected it

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