Tribal Warfare

Warning: possibly not work-safe (on the other hand, at least you morons can stop writing in to complain about the crappily low porn levels):

Ok, someone's written some nice articles on how we evolved into tribal warriors. All of us. Hardwired to the core. Fierce conquerors. The only question to be asked is - WHICH FRIGGIN TRIBE ARE WE HARDCORE FIGHTERS FOR?

You base the tribe on race, and you've set yourself up for perpetual warfare. Well, until the other race is completely wiped out, anyway.

But base it on anti-racism and HALLELUJAH. For more things - see message 666 - you won't find it in the bible - but you will find it in a 25 year long derivation of the Golden Rule by the greatest scientist the world has ever seen.

Here's a comment I got today:

"the problem with you is that you have so many meaning to a 1 word. you are too brilliant to be understood"

Actually, I must admit I failed to ask for an elaboration on the first part, and I don't quite understand that. I think it means that I condense material too densely that it becomes indecipherable. But I'll need to get clarification. Unfortunately that might be problematic, because in my usual style I managed to piss off yet another person.

Oh well, worse things happen at sea. [ref: Mike, Young Ones].

Anyway, a fantastic quote from the first article:

"Because we evolved from creatures who were always in danger of being eaten, our brains were built on a very simple foundation: the "fight or flight" mechanism. This let us make lightning-fast decisions by boiling every situation into two options. Anyone who preferred to stop and mull over the subtleties of the scenario wound up in the digestive system of a saber-tooth tiger."

So. Pick your tribe. AND START FIGHTING.

Check out the weaponry of the anti-racists, anti-religious bigots, anti-sexists, anti-subjugators before you choose though. :D :D :D


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